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Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/03/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States

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the question is...does she even know you're pregnant? :P

#3 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:14am by peroxideprincess

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FYL Patatoes are bomb.

#1 - On 12/04/2009 at 4:10am by _TheSmallThings_

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