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Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49994) - you deserved it (16579)

On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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