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Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 1:00am - health - by blowinchunks (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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*shudder*

#1 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:57am by Sue21

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haha this is my fml XD and im not a wimp just for not liking the fact that im eating a worm. those things are pretty nast : / and theres a reason i bought corn flakes, its cuz i wanted corn flakes, not worms :P

#12 - On 11/24/2009 at 9:14am by tedo

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