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Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16190) - you deserved it (4616)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:56am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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