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Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (6551)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:56am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Fail, Oh well shit happens I feel your pain.

#2 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:16pm by Pikachu206

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You should've turned round and said "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Bass".

Problem solved.

#5 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:52pm by repyourcliche

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