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Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6421) - you deserved it (16886)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:00pm - health - by proteinboy (man) - United States (New York)

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