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Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work: I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3633) - you deserved it (32916)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:24am - health - by ID10t (man) - United States (California)

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