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Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work: I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5824) - you deserved it (47187)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:24am - health - by ID10t (man) - United States (California)

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You sir, are an idiot.
Smoking kills. Dx

#2 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:14am by KarelPhoenix

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1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

#4 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:20am by NathanKett

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