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Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35194) - you deserved it (4825)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Da docta says your bone did break... he might have to litigate.. so don't worry... be happy. ;)

#2 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:16am by Jimboom

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youre alive... sooooo dont worry. be happy.

#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:13am by ohhhhbriana

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