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Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3608) - you deserved it (30702)

On 10/31/2009 at 10:30am - health - by alcoholic (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

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