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Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (6499)

On 03/25/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Owned (woman) - United States (California)

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