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Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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That sucks. Something similar happened to me once.
I was in my playset, showing one of the neighborhood kids how safe and not scary it was up on the upper level and in the covered slide, when I got attacked by a hive of wasps who had made their home up there.

#1 - On 03/26/2009 at 4:32am by treasa

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That's horrible! Horses do kick often, from what I've heard, but man. Bad timing!

So, are you afraid of horses now?

#2 - On 03/26/2009 at 4:52am by Inspired22

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