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Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (1583)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

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Awesome. This actually made me laugh. not really an FML though.

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:33pm by DynamicDave

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I couldn't figure out why a ball was getting bigger and bigger as it was coming towards me. Then it hit me.

#19 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:01pm by EChan

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