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Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44703) - you deserved it (2692)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)

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OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(

#5 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:24am by _Noon_

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Tomorrow you can ask for a demonstration of centimeters, and he can use his wanker as an example.

#19 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:26pm by giant__robot

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