Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)
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LOL.
Edit: First...sorry had to do it.
#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:09am by DemonicAngel151
FML has inspired me. Next time I have sex with a (at the time) virgin... I'm gonna write "First! -Daniel G" on her bedroom wall.
#57 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:16pm by dudeitsdanny
Oh and by the way, can someone please fix the symmetry typo?
#4 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:13am by fireandice27
Well atleast some chick didn't cut off his dick and throw it out of a moving car..there's always that!
#44 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:12pm by Veritas143
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Later, your English teacher will use your misspelling of symmetry to point out. . . nothing, really, just to humiliate you in front of the whole class.
Wash your face and learn to spell (or use a spell-checker.)
Really, #6!? Really!? "Wash your face?" Do you honestly not think that if just by washing their face people could get rid of acne ANYONE would still have it?
This FML isn't funny at all, just sick. Report that teacher; that is not right.
He must be doing something right if his acne is symmetrical! :-P
#43 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:10pm by Veritas143
what an a hole!!! I would tell my parents to call the school and get that freaking teacher I'm trouble. teachers always listen to parents theyr scared of them I think
#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:27am by JassyJas
they're scared of them because the parents pay the taxes, and therefore write the teachers' checks.
#26 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:03pm by asafetybuzz
..And because they work in a soul-crushing bureaucracy that makes being called to the carpet a vexing experience comparable to being buried from the neck down in an unforgiving desert with buzzards that peck at your face and eyes. Perhaps. Anyway, this teacher needs it. Inappropriate as hell.
don't you mean asemetry?
(probably misspelled it, but you get the point!)
#9 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:28am by blah123blah
If this is public school, that teacher will never be fired, just "suspended with pay".
#16 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:04pm by Triumvirate
Tomorrow you can ask for a demonstration of centimeters, and he can use his wanker as an example.
#19 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:26pm by giant__robot
it's extremely hard to get a teacher fired. i doubt the teacher will be fired over something this small.
#27 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:06pm by asafetybuzz
that was a total dickhead move, i woulda punched his lights out for it, itd be well worth the suspension.
#21 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:28pm by jazzmancarron
That' because that is sexual harassment, and is completely different.
#67 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:13pm by bgpink
Sue for abuse.
An event fairly similar like this occured where I grew up, teacher had to cough up cirka 5k us dollar or something. Went under, like abuse/pain and suffering/mental abuse dunno how to translate it.
Point being, if it worked here, it GOT to work in the law suit paradise USA :3
#24 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:40pm by enlitenbank
I call bullshit. I seriously doubt any teacher is that stupid to do something so cruel. If it were true, I'd say complain to the administration, and then to the school board if no action is taken. If it's true, it's totally unprofessional and out of line. But as I said, this smells like bullshit.
I've heard stories about a lot of teachers who humiliate their students.
In middle school, one of mine actually did to this overweight kid.
She said he was a disgrace to the whole school.
You're lucky you went to such a wonderful and supportive school....I'm a teacher, and am taken aback on a daily basis at some of the remarks made by my colleagues about the students.
#62 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:43pm by singachic87
I actually was a teacher for several years. I've never seen anybody humiliate a student like that. In my old district, that would have caused an incident. Then again, I've consulted to NYC schools, and you're right, I've heard of some things teachers say that makes me want to slap them.
hey man I'm really sorry your teacher did that, that's messed up
#31 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:51pm by chirpanator
well, on the bright side, at least your acne is symmetrical.
#32 - On 10/21/2009 at 4:09pm by touchableturtle
IMPROVE YOUR COMPLEXION
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WASH YOUR FACE WITH ACID
ooh whatta fag! call him out! i would've been so mad. going bonker on him, the counselor and the principal.
What the fuck, what a dickhead! You should report him, he can't publicly humiliate his students like that. Asswipe. FYL.
#37 - On 10/21/2009 at 4:59pm by blacklite69
Aw, that's hilarious ... Well, they already know you have acne, don't stress over a little thing like this.
ouch. i would die. try proactive though. its the best stuff out there. from everyday breakouts to full blown acne, it works.
#47 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:33pm by MommyofanAngel06
At least it's symmetrical. I mean, acne sucks, but it'd look even weirder if it was only one half of your face or something.
i am a agreeing with #50 :P
but that thought reminds me of what some of my friends did to fire our german teacher xD it was effing hilarious
#51 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:12pm by WTFpancakes
*shudder* Worst mental image ever...
PROACTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It works extremely well....
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#59 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:30pm by epicwinmaster
ouch. that's really harsh. what an a$$ hole. and everybody that says you deserve can go f#@% themselves. that crap can be really hard to get rid of, no matter what you use/try.
Wow, what that teacher did is completely rude. I've had semi bad acne since the 7th grade and I've tried everything to get it to go away, but nothing helps! Sometimes, it's just not your fault. And to have someone point it out is really embarrassing.
#70 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:30pm by haha_sarahhhh
haha u have a symetrical face with acne included?? that's impressive and must be a biologically advanced acne.... unless they were tlking about the astmetricalness.(if thts a word)
i feel sorry for ignorant people like you, you only make yourself seem like a total and complete jackass.
i had some pretty bad acne myself in all of middle school and the first half of highschool and tried proactive wich was a total waste of money.
OP: srry you have asshole teachers :(
#74 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:49pm by hotpockets92
I know what it's like to have bad acne, but it's kinda cool that it's symmetrical lol.
Proactive and all that stuff is a waste of money, there are two things that work.
1. the cheap generic version of clearasil (the cream) and
2. rubbing alcohol. the alcohol swabs are the best but a cotton ball and a bottle of it will do lol.
good luck
#75 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:01am by DynamicDave
