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Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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You do realize that you're supposed to read the side effects part right ..... The doctor should assume that you have a brain and can read.

#5 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:21pm by justaserver

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.... move to Canada. :P

#4 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:19pm by touchableturtle

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