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Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (1991)

On 10/18/2009 at 5:28am - health - by nimrod23 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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That sucks, FYL but it was better on your cheek then in your eyes, that would have been much more painful.

#9 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:39am by growingupnextmon

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The chance of the butt falling vertically through your glasses and eye is practically 0% unless you wear your glasses at the bottom of your nose, in which case, its still really low. If I was you, I'd go buy a lottery ticket while you're still surrounded by 1 in a million odds

#19 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:53am by HoShiz

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