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Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32292) - you deserved it (1431)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

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