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Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:00am - health - by tooflufoschool (woman) - United States (California)

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lol quite the guy you got there? what's his gamertag? i wanna virtually kick his ass

#5 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:33am by ifinishlast

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That sucks, sounds like he cares more about his game than his sick gf. Maybe you should have slapped him and yelled "make you own soup bitchh" lolz

#3 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:27am by Shady06

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