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Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play his XBOX360 for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28315) - you deserved it (3432)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:00am - health - by tooflufoschool (woman) - United States (California)

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