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Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25709) - you deserved it (3142)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:52pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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