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Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (5921)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:43am - health - by Toothless (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Get a pimp-ass set of grillz instead :D

#1 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:38am by allmidnighteyes

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Chewing a chunk of ice cream?? My teeth hurt just THINKING about it. (that's right, my teeth can think about things)

#22 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:40am by null

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