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#1 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:49am by lahp
Wrong!
Here:
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is that a record high. The latest figures from the CDC inform us that approximately 80% of the Western world will be affected by genital warts at least once during their life.
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How to remove genital warts?
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Cures for genital warts often strip away one's personal privacy and self confidence, as they are looked upon as an embarrassment. You often have delayed their exposed in your doctor's office for treatment by either the doctor them self or by the nurse.
Which is the right cure the you?
The treatment that you decide upon is completely up to you. There is an FDA regulated treatment that is obtainable to use in the privacy of your own home. It is a get rid of genital warts treatment that has been proven effective and importantly safe.
You don't want your partner to have them, you don't want to have them. If left untreated they get worse and worse. Imagine the rumors if you give someone genital warts, Your reputation would mean nothing. So act now by using the best natural genital wart treatment available, before the problem gets out of hand. Visit Wartrol to finally beat genital warts.
Source: http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Remove-Genital-Warts---Finally-the-Truth&id=1529837
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BTW, we can copy/paste much more than this!
#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:01am by Antivirus
i ment on a messenger screen!!!! i know trust me :P it just stops... half way through... or turns into a .tmp document... which u can cancel before they download... =]
#5 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:02am by lahp
Actually, I can do on windows messenger with messenger plus.
this is true.. but still pretty far fetched.. and you have to have the script and the right set up... and a whole article? i think ur most lilkly to crash the crappy persons laptop
#8 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:16am by lahp
Text won't crash a person's computer.
god what kind of hand spasm did you have?
This is so obviously fake, and I don't usually call fake.
The OP can't be more than 14, who IMs after that age? Therefore, why would the OP be researching genital warts? Then, why would the OP have highlighted and copied the whole article in the first place? Lastly, how do you accidently press ctrl-v and enter in quick succession accidently and without realizing it? This seems like a very unlikely course of events...
Not fake, but if the OP multi-tabbed, pasted, and sent without looking, it means that he was careless. YDI.
Whats so juvenile about IMing?
Then you say: "Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
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Ok, weird. I didn't say anything I'm not supposed to say.. Stupid :(
I lol'd XD
Can you imagine being the girl and being like "Lalalalalala, oh let's say hi to freddy. 'hey' la la la waiting for him to reply. "GENITAL WARTS BLAH BLAH BLAH' eeeekkk!"
:D
how can u ACCIDENTLY press ctrl+v??? YDI, seriously
This kinda happened to me, I was texting by ICQ with my crush, pressed shift to type capital V and accidentally pressed ctrl. I sent it because I don't often look at what I've typed. Thank God there was only the name of song I was googling copied.
He was probably trying to hit shift + v and missed...if this isn't a complete fabrication
Except that then he would have meant to hit Shift + v then "Enter"? I doubt it
Fake.
the backspace is right above the enter... it's easier to mistake enter for backspace than crtl for shift
#61 - On 10/01/2009 at 4:25pm by leisl14
yes, because everyone presses control V, then enter. lmao. that suckss! did you at least play it cool and blame your whore of a sister or something?
And That's how I met your Mother.
why did you have a whole artical on genital warts copied anyway :/
thats what I was thinking!
#58 - On 10/01/2009 at 4:03pm by werzal
happens and it sucks the ctrl v not the warts. u n wat really sucks? thinking ur typing ur pass in a pass field but realy ur still clicked into an aim box or sumthing and u dont look up till after uve hit enter.
Haha this has happened to me, except I click in the field, then someone IMs me (making the box pop-up), then I type it and hit enter without looking because it happens so fast.
dont no how yuh saw it comin but thx #12
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ahahahahahahaha ( breathe ) hahahahahaha
wow. she'll never talk to you again.
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your rules are dumb and this is fake!!!!!!!! even if he did press ctrl+v, he wouldnt have pressed enter after he saw the article of genital warts. whyyyyyyyy would anyone post this? FAKE.FAKE.FAKE and DUMB.DUMB.DUMB!
Even if that could work out do you not proof read or anything before you send messages to people? You should have had plenty of time to delete it all before sending.
wait. wtf was i talking about...
ack ignore that...
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How do you accidentally ress two buttons simotaniously?!
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I've sometimes hit enter when I meant to hit back space to delete maybe he did that?
I could understand accidentally hitting "ctrl + v" when aiming for "shift + v", but who would press enter?
I think this is fake.
i dont even wanna know WHY you copied a whole article about genital warts .
This isn't necessarily fake, it just means the OP is horribly uncoordinated and a total klutz.
In Cyberspace noone can hear you scream. Which is a shame. Her reaction would have been priceless.
Today, I was on my computer and decided to instant-message this guy I really like. Shortly after, he sent me back an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
#37 i love you. hahahahaha
WTF is moderated and selected by Kevin Nealon?!?!?!?
Yes he did - wake up, it's Kevin Nealon's day today (see the blog ;-)
#43 - On 10/01/2009 at 10:31am by Didi (FML Staff)
I thought genital warts are "for her pleasure"
It's possible he was trying to type a capital V but hit control instead of shift and when he tried to delete he hit return instead of backspace.
Warts? On my genitals? It's more likely than you think.
What sucks isn't the fact that OP 'accidently' hit ctrl-V AND pressed enter to send it, but the fact that he/she has genital warts. LMAO SUCKS TO BE YOU! haha
u click accidently two key combination, wow ur chosen one haha.
Genital warts (or Condyloma, Condylomata acuminata, or venereal warts, also anal wart or anogenital wart) is a highly contagious sexually transmitted infection caused by some sub-types of human papillomavirus (HPV). It is spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during oral, genital, or anal sex with an infected partner
oops!
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how do you do press to keys at the sane time wiyh out noticing
Haha I've been trying to figure out how you can't just look in your typing space and notice you copied+pasted such an article... or the fact that you just accidentally pasted that...
Oh well, that is a 'Me' thing to do! D:
YDI for getting genital warts, manwhore!
hahaha that just made my day.. SO funny
oh man lol. i've done this too. it's really embarrassing.
why the hell were u looking at how to remove genital warts anyway?!
If you have genital warts and you're trying to get with her, then you deserved that. I hate it when I hear crap like that where someone has lied to someone just to get laid. It has SO MANY awful implications.
If you don't have warts, why were you looking up an article on warts??? And why did you try to copy the article on warts??
Also, all IM clients have a message limit, get over that, message doesn't get sent.
And you accidentally hit enter to send it as well? YDI.
#66 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:04pm by deaditegirl
THIS.
Seriously, enter and paste are quite a ways away from each other. Did you start humping the keyboard from anticipation or something?
Faaaaake.
-Everyones uses msn right? and that has a sending limit.
-Control V and Enter are far away from eachother.
-Wouldn't you had to have press send after you'd copied it?
:).
#69 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:15pm by sammy6597
Actually, I've a few friends who apparently have some version that can send large amounts of text.
Plus, there's also more than MSN in the world. Many people still use AIM, orrr they use Meebo.
or yahoo, or skype... I think you could probably send one of the more interesting Shakespeare productions through Skype and it wouldn't complain. I send ass loads of log file snippets and code snippets through skype all the time.
Oh right, I had forgotten Skype.
In my experience, I think people have pretty much moved on from YIM, and I remember it having a limit... of course last time I used it was last year or so, so I might be wrong now. I've not used AIM in about a million years so I just guessed on how much you could send on it.
They have a limit, but it still sends the first half of the article douchebag.
& MSN now sends pasted text that is too large for the text entry section as a notepad.
this is so fake I mean how do you actually accidebtly hot CTRL+V when the usual hi is happening. also who copies the entire artical when you can just read it. also the guy that mentioned he has to be 14 to IM. everyone uses IM. it's free, quick and simple
anyone mention grammer mistakes or spelling is a communist....I'm sick and tired of you guys I can make as much mistakes as I wish
English isn't even my first language technically
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!!
how the hell do you
A.) accidentally paste something with hot keys
B.) hit enter instead of deleting the whole text
and Why the hell Would you
A.) Copy an article
B.) be this retarded
YRFDIA
how the hell do you accidently hit ctrl v thats like an impossibletits or gtfo
well, shit
you lot are retarted, many times i have acidently pasted text in the wrong place
for all you lot no the op may of been pasting in to aother window when the person messaged him, and that window came on top.
or he mite of ment to paste somthing else, that for some reason didnt get put on the clip board.
and if people regularly use messaging clients do you thing they really proof read everything before presing enter.
Nice work!!!!
This way you can find out if she has a sense of humour!!
Um...tell us why you had an article about genitle warts up anyway...?
why would you have that copied to begin with??
uhhh don't yoy have to hit "enter" in order for it to send??? YDI!
"look at this article I found! hahaha that'd really gross!" problem solved
This isn't an FML. I do things like this on purpose just to screw with people.
That's why I always stop myself and look before pressing enter.
Although, if I write something that's too long (like, article length) it doesn't send because it's too long. I suppose it depends what client you're using, though.
This is bullshit. You'd hit a character limit and have to direct connect to send it. Faaaaake.
This could be real. Just because you probably won't make the same mistake doesn't make it fake.
Maybe he was doing a report and copied the article and was putting it in Word and accidentally sent it to the girl.
Most times over IM people send links to each other or things other people say so they hit contol V and enter. It's not impossible to hit them at the same time. Most of the time it's just by habit
at least she knows who you are now! next time you see her you can be like "hey, remember that guy who sent you the article on genital warts? that was me! crazy, i know, right?" and then she falls in love with you. basically that's how girls work.
I'm calling total BS on this. How do you "accidentally" hit cntrl-V?? And then how do you not notice before hitting enter?? What exactly where you trying to do by hitting cntrl-"anything"?? Do you regularly copy and paste your conversations?
I sometimes totally automatically click OK buttons on dialog boxes. Sometimes I hit keys, such as ^O when I meant ^S (bad nano habit), and I get an Open File dialog box when I wanted to save. That was very confusing the first time it happened, let me tell you ;-)
OTOH, I don't usually accidentally press Enter. Enter is a key with Potentially Grave Consequences. That's why I wanted a keyboard with a big fat (double row) Enter key, of course...
I'm also calling BS on this. I agree with #94 on this.
haha you have genital warts
#97 - On 10/03/2009 at 8:16am by skiz
"sorry my mom was using my computer earlier. must have copy pasted to show her doctor and its still there" would have worked
dude its not that hard, just tell her i was trying to help a friend of mine, i posted it by mistake, he has this disease, not that hard -.-
how do u accendtially press control v????
how do u accidentally type ctrl v? is that even possible?
Proofreading before hitting Enter? It's about suppression.
Why the fuck did you even have an article on removing genital warts copied? Even if you needed it for personal use, why copy it? And better yet, how do you not notice that before sending the message?
@ 92 no it's definately not how girls work stupid!
and FYL! but why are u even reading an article on genital warts?!?! and then copying it?!?!
#105 - On 10/11/2009 at 8:02am by spikerhitz101
maybe he was copying it for a friend who has it... idk...
bullshit
#108 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm by jpreasy4
why was it copied in the first place?
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