Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML

#5286391
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (3008)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

dj163's life also sucks
Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't…

FlipYoC also deserved it
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because…

Top comments

Sounds like #6 has it.
Nearly eradicated in developed nations since the 1970s, whooping cough is apparently on the rise again because modern parents are all sociopaths/brave protectors of precious snowflake.

Go, parents!

#8 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:38am by Frosty840

See in context

+7

There's an anti-biotic that makes it last a shorter period of time, but you get rid of it on your own. It's also preventable with the god damn vaccine everyone gets.
...Except you.

#11 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:52am by bassplaya7

See in context

+4

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by