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Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like #6 has it.
Nearly eradicated in developed nations since the 1970s, whooping cough is apparently on the rise again because modern parents are all sociopaths/brave protectors of precious snowflake.

Go, parents!

#8 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:38am by Frosty840

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Or a six month old baby.

#4 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:19am by aremmert

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