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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60273) - you deserved it (8907)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:58pm by Sketch_y

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Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

#12 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:04pm by DameGreyWulf

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