Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
by Curt / 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
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Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:58pm by Sketch_y
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Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
#12 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:04pm by DameGreyWulf
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