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Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (3025)

On 08/28/2009 at 9:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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