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Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and it was getting hard to breathe. I realized it's a bluebery muffin, I'm deathly allergic. I look to my friend, she was laughing saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60349) - you deserved it (4802)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Hellohaileyexoh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I don't get you said your "friend" did that. Anybody who pulls something like that and almost murders you because he believes you're a liar doesn't deserve to be called a friend.

#1 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:09am by Gwyndion

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You should stab her and then tell her that you heard it would kill her and you wanted to see if it was true.

#16 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:40am by SelecaoIX

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