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Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 5:07am - health - by Buggga (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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everyone one has hair on their back. hair has to be removed for a tattoo.
you're not special

#5 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:28am by fearinabottle

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That is standard procedure when you get a tattoo.
Calm the fuck down.
It's not the end of the world.

#10 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:31am by MaramaBreaksFace

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