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Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42688) - you deserved it (7067)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:51am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (Michigan)

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