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Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 3:51am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Why would you take a shower after every time you throw up...? FYL, but the actions themselves make no sense.

#3 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:06am by TC1

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WHy would you take a shower after every time you throw up? If you're that sick, you barely have energy to run to the toilet and then back to your bed, let alone stand in the shower. YDI, but honestly sounds like crap to me.

#6 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:11am by capricaz

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