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Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML


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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

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Meh, she would have done it anyway, right? So don't feel bad about helping her. It's more like F her Life

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:01pm by Eir

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Same with #3.. she was gonna smoke it anyways.. with or without your help once she got it lit.. Not your fault at all.. So don't worry about it, it was her choice anyways.

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:52pm by icy_snake_91

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