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Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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Meh, she would have done it anyway, right? So don't feel bad about helping her. It's more like F her Life

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:01pm by Eir

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That's what I call dedication... I mean, addiction.

#2 - On 02/15/2009 at 3:46pm by Sim, RN

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+5

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