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Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6829) - you deserved it (52114)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

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