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Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (4547)

On 07/04/2009 at 8:10am - health - by michellekel (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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