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Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 8:10am - health - by michellekel (woman) - Sent from mobile version

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I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it.

FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply.

And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:00pm by happylittleman

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Wait, are you guy seriously suggesting that two jellyfish in an entire bay is reason enough to not swim? How often do you guys go to the beach? I swim past jellyfish all the time. It's usually no big deal.

#25 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:18pm by wienerwagon

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