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Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67190) - you deserved it (9715)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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A good deed , and no one appreciates it ):

#3 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:04pm by stephanietong

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Solid effort. Her b/f was a faggot if he didn't listen to your explanation. That, or the girl was a bitch and didn't tell the truth.

#5 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:07pm by soccerkrzy

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