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Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62206) - you deserved it (7777)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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