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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7713) - you deserved it (28868)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:31am - health - by ihpgolj (woman) - United States (California)

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Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 6:03am by Stephai

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I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars....Look at me, look at me...Hands in in the air like its good to be ailve...

It should be: I flipped over my bikes handle bars, my handle bars, my handle bars...Look at me, Look at me, Hands in the air like all bloody and I cried...

Okay Ill stop now.

Hahaha FYL.

#16 - On 06/18/2009 at 8:44am by BeQuickOrBeDead

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