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Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)

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Go figure, the people with the most inflated egos are bruised the most easily. The dog didn't beat you up, you tripped and it was an accident. It can happen to anyone, and you're far more likely to trip over a tiny fluffball of a dog than you are a huge, badass German Shepard. Stop using irrelevant circumstances as an excuse to brag about your strength and manliness.

#9 - On 06/17/2009 at 9:32pm by jnic

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Why make it sound like the dog "beat you up"? It was an accident.

It would have been a lot more simple if you said,

"Today, I tripped over a dog's leach. FML"

Get over it. Sorry about all of your cuts, though!

#10 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:07pm by happygoluckyhh

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