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Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51499) - you deserved it (2698)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:06am - health - by angela (woman) - United States (California)

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This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...

#2 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:06am by RitzyHoke

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That sucks so much, don't people usually get chicken pox around 7 years old though?

#6 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:10am by Aelaena

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