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Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing. And after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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HA! soy sorry

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:24pm by suckitsucker

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Why do people put down vegetarians so much; I'm a vegetarian and I don't even do it for the animals... I just don't like meat. (Unless they're trying to tell you YOU have to become a vegetarian in which I kinda don't blame you).

Anyways, that sucks. Tofu is awesome :(. But it took you that long to find out?

#22 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:37pm by uneekfreak16

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