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Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by lft (woman) - United States (California)

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that's why you cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. ewwwww

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:01pm by ann_leigh

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I've seen this happen many times before. It's part of human nature.

#7 - On 06/06/2009 at 8:03pm by 24788

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