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Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (56825)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

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