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Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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they are, no joke, the BEST to hug.
and i loooove just leaning on them(:
they are so motherly.
minus the screaming...

#5 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:20pm by xxguitarfreakxx

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She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:10pm by 24788

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