Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Taday I Weighed Myself Fir The Frst Time In A While And Confrmed That I Have Putted On A Few Pounds. I Was Feeling A Bit Down About It. I Went To Work And On Arriving A Workmate I Hadn't Seen In A While Gave Me A Hug. She Said, 'I Love Hugging You, Your So Nice And Squishy.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (44157) - you deserved it (7152)

On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Top comments

they are, no joke, the BEST to hug.
and i loooove just leaning on them(:
they are so motherly.
minus the screaming...

#5 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:20pm by xxguitarfreakxx

See in context

She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:10pm by 24788

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: