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Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36565) - you deserved it (5320)

On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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