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Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50217) - you deserved it (1598)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by 06SuFi (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Sounds like a hernia. That's rough, man.
...but at least now you get to meet Doctor House!

#8 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:16am by GoMeat4103

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They told me it was just Testicular Inflammation, I have to take some medicine to see if it gets better. The worst part was when she stuck the q-tip down the tip of my dick, its not a pleasant feeling.

#10 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:49am by 06SuFi

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