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Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 10:08am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

#3 - On 05/22/2009 at 2:04pm by grocky

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Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 2:09pm by konkonsn

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