Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML

by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • I fail to see how a) you couldn't see a whole family of spiders living in your loofah and b) how the family of spiders lived through multiple sessions of you putting soap and water on the loofah and rubbing it vigorously all over your body.

    #3 - On 08/31/2016 at 6:38am by hellobobismyname

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  • Loofahman, Loofahman, does whatever a Loofah can.

    #1 - On 08/31/2016 at 6:35am by alex_gen

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