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By IThinkImDying - 27/04/2016 05:19 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I woke up with the mother of all sore and swollen throats, completely out of nowhere. I have lost my voice and my mother will not phone a doctor on my behalf, so I took to the internet and googled my symptoms. Now I'm terrified I have cancer. FML
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it's definitely cancer, the Internet is always right.

WebMD at it's finest. Sucks your mom wouldn't call for you tho FYL

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ayyy_bro 26

You're nursea' and doctors' biggest pet peeve. Google doctors. ?

Maybe your doctor has a way to contact them via text, either email or an online chat? This sounds like something you need checked ASAP.

WebMD at it's finest. Sucks your mom wouldn't call for you tho FYL

Eh, happens to me a few times per winter. And I don't go to the doctor. I'm student, so I must go on lectures. Yes, with sore throat and no voice. Even if it's raining or snowing.

it's definitely cancer, the Internet is always right.

I'll tell you now that you don't have cancer, this happens to me at least once a winter. A lot of doctor's offices also have ways to contact them besides phone now.

conholio33 28

I think any form of unknown pain results in people thinking they have cancer.... So sorry your not feeling well OP