Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
by Lunab123 / 01/31/2015 at 9:43pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
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Did you vomit in the oven?
#1 - On 02/01/2015 at 10:25am by wildgenius
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you should show up with a pillow under your shirt just to see their reaction towards your quickly grown belly.
#2 - On 02/01/2015 at 10:27am by nonsensical
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