Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health

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  • Buy him a rectal thermometer because he's an asshole.

    #1 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:41pm by Earths_Venus

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  • You should have said, "the ones up here are not real, but the package down there is", along with a creepy wink.

    #5 - On 08/19/2014 at 11:44pm by yeongji

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