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Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

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Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.

#1 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:36pm by krundale

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How is he allowed to do that?

#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:36pm by EdenCrystal

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