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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (32976)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Surely it can't be that hard to not scratch your face, especially when your already stressing about it.

#2 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:21am by Crofty92

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Ouch.. Make sure that doesn't get infected OP

#5 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:32am by ItsMissLia

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