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Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received does not actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing balance and slamming my injured toe into objects and then getting sick from that new pain. FML


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On 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm - health - by pained (woman) - United States

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Sounds like the kind of situation that would keep you on your toes.

#1 - On 05/02/2014 at 1:59am by Dr_Adorable

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What medication are you taking? it sounds like it is not having the desired effect. Call your doc.

#2 - On 05/02/2014 at 2:01am by kasmol

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