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Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53362) - you deserved it (4515)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

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Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)

#1 - On 03/18/2014 at 9:38pm by jezombie

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What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.

#3 - On 03/18/2014 at 9:38pm by cjwayy

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