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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (279789)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:34am by alki

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this reminds me of that woman on here who had called some guy an asshole for staring out her boobs on a subway before finding out he was blind.

#7 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:50am by you_not_me_OWNED

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