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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19328) - you deserved it (204888)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML

#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:44am by megabstr

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I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:34am by alki

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