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Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16030) - you deserved it (162324)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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