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Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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On 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm - health - by sashimi9999 - United States (California)

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That's terrible! Dig up all your carpets or get them cleaned professionally! Good luck! Or maybe wear shoes!

#1 - On 02/07/2014 at 12:31am by 746278Ab

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Maybe you shouldn't walk there without shoes then.

#2 - On 02/07/2014 at 12:31am by Dt33345

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