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Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 1:55pm - health - by even axe would smell better (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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That's just horrible

#1 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:24pm by thatkidmal

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What if he read this.

#2 - On 02/04/2014 at 8:24pm by randymontegut

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