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Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Were you by any chance watching videos of cute baby seals and listening to Rhi today? Because one theory about sleep is that it's about information processing; that is, our dreams are a result of us consolidating memories from our day. For example, that's probably why my girlfriend has so many dreams that play out like video games, since she plays video games every day. Don't worry too much about your weird dreams, OP!

#4 - On 02/03/2014 at 10:01am by ohishkabibble

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Do you mean the animal or singer with the scarred face?

Did Rihanna have the horse or were the two of you serenading her?

#9 - On 02/03/2014 at 10:04am by perdix

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