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Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)

#2 - On 01/04/2014 at 5:21pm by CrazyMelvin

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Well you should be proud of that memory of yours

#1 - On 01/04/2014 at 5:20pm by XCrazyMofo2010X

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